white cheddar popcorn

White cheddar popcorn doesn’t go quietly. You’d think, by looking at it, that it’d be all nice, mild mannered, and complacent. Definitely easy going, maybe a pushover. But it is not. If an arresting detective said to white cheddar popcorn, “We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way,” white cheddar popcorn will do it the hard way, every single time. White cheddar popcorn can be a jerk about the smallest things.

I had to stop myself from eating the last bit of a second bag of w.c.p. in two days. I needed to get rid of it, so I poured it into toilet. Would it go down with the first flush? No. The second? NO. It took three flushes just to make it all disappear. White cheddar popcorn is more stubborn than shit.