My retirement plan is a jetpack crash

I want to live to age 106, but can afford to make it only to about 58. By then, jetpacks should have been invented, and been commercialized enough that CostCo sells them, online, at a good price. I’ll buy one, and learn how to use it only enough to fly really high and...

Chicago has a lot of nerve charging people to live here

The taxes are high, the streets are overly crowded and in bad repair, and the weather stinks. I’m not long for this zip code. I’m going move to where the weather suits my clothes. Or, better yet, my hair. I can always buy new clothes, but I cannot seem to change my...