Blonde jokes

The good thing about being blonde is that I don’t get gray hairs, I get platinum highlights. That makes up for all the jokes I don’t understand.

Tea is a surprisingly popular beverage

that looks like urine and tastes like sh*t. I know it’s good for me so I’m trying to drink it, with my mouth, but it tastes terrible and gives me a stomach ache. I doubt that it’s health benefits overweigh the torture.